katie louisa


HELLO INTERNET. My name is Katie (or "Kathryn" if you're my dad, or just some douche who thinks a full name equals feminine professionalism). I am a writer, poet, comedian, and god-shaped (ass)hole from Chicago. Clinically depressed and LOVING IT♥ ♥ ♥!!!! I like all the typical girly stuff including: scathing reality, emptiness, puppy baskets, kitten friends, film, activism, music, stuff, things, Patrick Stump to fill the gaping holes in my heart and make my ovaries glow like the stones in Temple of Doom, and baby egg rolls.

Since adolescence I have struggled to find the meaning in being alive and stake my claim on a purpose. After ten years and countless broken hearts it's clear that the funniest thing about my "purpose" is that I don't have one outside of creating drinking games to Nic Cage movies. This is the self-indulgent art created and/or reblogged to cope with that. It won't always be roses, but it will be OK to laugh. Please enjoy the fruits of my sadness and I hope you enjoy my blog! I have included my resume below this blurb. Please enjoy.

PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE / ACCOLADES: Book-It pizza party, Brownies patches, 6th grade Honor Roll, 7th grade Honor Roll, 8th grade Honor Roll, those soccer trophies that everybody got even if you sucked at soccer, two 3rd place equestrian ribbons, a couple vagina-pity speech medals, a TV won at my Jr. prom after party, Life (from my mom), and a green stripe in Taekwondo.
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Weezer - Back To The Shack

weezer:

stream “everything will be alright in the end” in its entirety right now on iTunes radio!  click the album cover to stream the album.

cobrastarship:

Just another day at the office

chicago-hxc:

Pete on “What A Catch, Donnie.”

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cognitivedissonance:

Your cute cat of the day

cognitivedissonance:

Your cute cat of the day

heyveronica:

"Welcome to your new office. You get one mug. Write your name on it." 

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

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daenerysknope:

Steal his style: Ben Wyatt sitting on a bench eating soup alone.

  • Burberry London Dress Shirt: $147.49
  • LORENZO CANA - Luxury Italian 100% Silk Tie Handmade Necktie: $50.00
  • Z Zegna Navy Twill Flat Iron Trousers: $345.00
  • Cup of Panera Broccoli Cheddar Soup: $4.29
  • Steel Outdoor Bench: $425.00

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brue:

steveaoki

Yess! So excited for you guys to hear my track with@falloutboy, BACK TO EARTH!! 2 DAYS! Pre-order #NEONFUTURE: http://smarturl.it/NeonFuture1

dearkukula:

A cute little unicorn I painted a very long time ago #whereistheunicornemoji ??? #kukula #vintagekukula

ewatsondaily:

"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."

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Mister Rogers says goodbye. x

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