live fast die young sad girls do their best ok

HELLO INTERNET. My name is Katie (or "Kathryn" if you're my dad, or just some douche who thinks a full name equals feminine professionalism). I am a writer, poet, comedian, and god-shaped (ass)hole from Chicago. Clinically depressed and LOVING IT♥ ♥ ♥!!!! I like all the typical girly stuff including: scathing reality, emptiness, puppy baskets, kitten friends, film, activism, music, stuff, things, Patrick Stump to fill the gaping holes in my heart and make my ovaries glow like the stones in Temple of Doom, and baby egg rolls.

Since adolescence I have struggled to find the meaning in being alive and stake my claim on a purpose. After ten years and countless broken hearts it's clear that the funniest thing about my "purpose" is that I don't have one outside of creating drinking games to Nic Cage movies. This is the self-indulgent art created and/or reblogged to cope with that. It won't always be roses, but it will be OK to laugh. Please enjoy the fruits of my sadness and I hope you enjoy my blog! I have included my resume below this blurb. Please enjoy.

PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE / ACCOLADES: Book-It pizza party, Brownies patches, 6th grade Honor Roll, 7th grade Honor Roll, 8th grade Honor Roll, those soccer trophies that everybody got even if you sucked at soccer, two 3rd place equestrian ribbons, a couple vagina-pity speech medals, a TV won at my Jr. prom after party, Life (from my mom), and a green stripe in Taekwondo.
Recent Tweets @
check out these cool cats
Good.

Good.

  1. a-little-less-sixteen-camels reblogged this from sleepylasercats
  2. miztydeer reblogged this from thrillbandit
  3. thrillbandit reblogged this from nervousheartache
  4. tealdiamonds23 reblogged this from larryonearth
  5. liiampayno reblogged this from my-five-idiot-heros
  6. yeahlarrylove reblogged this from larryonearth
  7. larryrulesthisfuckingworld reblogged this from larryonearth
  8. my-five-idiot-heros reblogged this from larryonearth
  9. larryonearth reblogged this from nervousheartache
  10. nervousheartache reblogged this from sleepylasercats
  11. ussjjo reblogged this from sleepylasercats
  12. kassyandstar reblogged this from sleepylasercats
  13. chimchea reblogged this from milesandmaisy
  14. milesandmaisy reblogged this from patrickstumpmedia
  15. notsolovelyokay reblogged this from sleepylasercats
  16. soquicktopointthefinger reblogged this from sleepylasercats
  17. clubmur reblogged this from sleepylasercats
  18. astraph-bic reblogged this from mariacountedyouout
  19. lostmybalance reblogged this from ludgateplaza
  20. stayyradical reblogged this from toomanyshotstotheheart
  21. richiegecco reblogged this from when-the-autumn-moon-is-bright
  22. when-the-autumn-moon-is-bright reblogged this from 2-5mg
  23. brightening-moons reblogged this from hawtttacos
  24. robin-thicke-aint-got-a-big-dick reblogged this from hawtttacos
  25. my-chemical-cubicles reblogged this from whatshedgiveforonemoresmile
  26. whatshedgiveforonemoresmile reblogged this from hawtttacos
  27. hawtttacos reblogged this from mcrisforsexypeople
  28. agameofratherordinarychairs reblogged this from mcrisforsexypeople
  29. mcrisforsexypeople reblogged this from buddhaformoni